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The Ubud Handbook « Let's Get Wet ~ The Rainy Season on Bali

There was a time when you could pick the best months to visit Bali and miss most of the rainy season. But the days of setting your watch to a daily monsoon downpour have long gone. It's every cloud for himself now.

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Blue sky pokes from behind a gathering of stormy monsoon clouds over Bali, Indonesia

The eye of the storm: rain-laden monsoon clouds over Bali, Indonesia.
Photograph by © Ubud High.

Rule number one on a monsoon day? Don't get wet.

You may not realise that getting caught in a cloudburst or shower on Bali – particularly if you're on a motorbike – is the tropical equivalent of walking naked outside during a Prague Winter after a lukewarm bath.

It'll really slow you down.

The shivers, hot-and-cold flushes, a chesty cough, diarrhoea, sneezing, stomach pains, a belting headache and aching bones are all at the top of the list.

Just call it a tropical 'flu.

Indonesian people call it masuk angin, or 'the wind has entered'. Don't think you'll be let off lightly if you're young – the older you are, the harder it hits – but in the tropics it will lay a healthy 25-year-old out flat if you give it half a chance. Getting wet and sitting in an air-conditioned room or under a helicopter fan is an even better recipe for a beating; go home, have a hot shower, and put your dry clothes on.

After all, that's what your grandmother would tell you. And she's usually right.

The cure? Don't get caught in the rain. Do as the locals do. Think about it: the only time you'll see Balinese people running is when it begins to rain, when there's a fire, or if they're chasing a thief down the road.

During the monsoon season on Bali – with global heating now, anytime between January and December – the roads on Bali are prone to turning into rivers after a heavy downpour. Riding blind on a motorbike through calf-deep water is a recipe for a spill as the rainwater gouges out new, hidden potholes. Unseen, submerged rocks will roll with the flow down a hill and tip you over in a second. And rinsing a fresh injury in bacteria that you would rather not know about is something your immune system could really do without.

And after the rain dries up, piles of gravel and grit will gather at the bottoms of hills or on curves and will bring you straight down on a scooter if you brake or turn on it.

Snakes that had hitherto been hunkered down in nice, dry holes in the sawah or nearby jungle – or in your local sewer – will promptly be looking to move house. Keep your garden clean and clear of debris, and your grass short. Block off gaps underneath your gate with a fine wire mesh, and do the same with any open drainage pipes that lead outside – snakes love a good hole.

Rats? They're a different story.

Last word? Walking through a flood in town might seem fun in a New Experience kind of way, but if you don't wash it off fast with soap and clean water you'll begin to itch – think dog faeces, rat urine, Leptospirosis and Melioidosis.

The mosquito population will rise, and so will cases of Dengue fever and Chikungunya – keep lotioned up, particularly during the day.

A plus-point is that your garden won't need watering for a while – and the drop in temperature makes for a frostier night's sleep.

But isn't it cool to be cool again?

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